My thoughts about the Oscars (because no one else is doing this):

• Ellen cracks my shit up. So does Meryl Streep.
  
• Nicole Kidman is much taller and thinner than I thought she was.
• Will Smith's kid is way cute.
  
• Clive Owen is the sexiest man at the Oscars....maybe even in the world.
• Side note - it's kind of hard to type on a laptop with two cats in my lap.
• Fast-forwarding through all the boring crap is wonderful.
• Kate Winslet is one of my heroes; in my humble opinion, she is the most beautiful woman at the Oscars.
• What the hell happened to Al Gore's face? Speaking of which, I have no idea who I'm going to vote for in the next presidential election. Hmm, something to research. In my spare time.
• I was telling my parents the other day that Hugh Jackman might be starring in a new musical version of Gone With the Wind, and my mom had no idea who Hugh Jackman was.
• I really really should see Pan's Labyrinth.
  
• Same goes for Little Miss Sunshine.
• In fact, I should probably see all of those other movies, except Dreamgirls. You know I saw that.
• I'm kind of concerned for Jennifer Hudson's boobs. I mean, congratulations to her for winning and all, but I think that they are about to pop out of her dress.
• Phillip Seymour Hoffman is seriously creepy.
• I don't care who you are, you have to love Will Smith.
• Wow, I thought for sure that Leo would win.
• Thank the Lord Martin finally won Best Director...now everyone can quit talking about it.

So, to sum up: love, creepy, boobs, boring crap, sexy man, and shit.