Isn't it ironic?

• Why is it that when I wear a simple tank top with a sweater over it that is slightly low cut no man within 2 miles can help staring at my breasts? And yet, when I wear an extremely low cut shirt that shows A LOT of cleavage, the men in bars could care less?

• What is the deal with SUV drivers putting stickers promoting bicycle riding on their bumpers? Seriously!
  

• Why am completely hopeless at negotiating, but I am able to re-sign my lease (again!) for the same rent? AND get a free carpet shampooing?