My personal ad shall read like this:

"Hi, I'm 25 years old, have found 5 gray hairs in the last week, cannot make coffee and spend all my time working or reading for school. I talk to my cats (they don't answer), and I have no idea what I want to do with my life.

I do not like walking on the beach, I'm not particularly fond of candles, and romantic gestures usually result in me rolling my eyes.

I do like musicals, girlie movies, and girlie drinks.

Give me a call!"