Things I Learned This Weekend:

• VIP treatment at clubs is waaay cool
• If you stand near the birthday girl, you get free drinks
• Never take marriage advice from the guy hanging outside the bathroom; especially if you tell them that you are not married.
  
• My cuticles are MESSED UP
• If you are my sister, you should drink water while partying for your 21st birthday so that you don't faint during communion the next morning.
• I love stuffed salmon
• The book will eventually end, all you have to do is devote every SINGLE GODDAMN SECOND to reading it
• Being able to plug your iPod into the car's cd player is awesome
• My cat likes to eat highlighters
• Apparently, Erin dropping her pizza face down on 6th street is really really funny (this may be a result of the free alcohol + lateness of the hour)
• Sometimes, making up your own recipe is fun and it might taste good
• Going to three different coffee places in Austin, then going home and trying to go to sleep at a reasonable hour is not going to happen
• Salman Rushdie is the devil...or is he?
• I think I'm ready to live in a big city