Have you seen those TLC commercials that advertise American Chopper? There's one where all three guys (Mikey, Paulie, and Paul Sr.) are all sleeping in a little girl's room, and the little girl asks her dad when their house guests are going to be leaving because she wants her room back. Her dad answers, "Have you seen the size of that man's arms? Daddy's not asking him anything anytime soon."

Cracks me up every time. Seriously, laughing until I fall on the floor. I'm laughing now just thinking about it.