Dear Weather God(s),

Please make up your mind whether to be warm and humid, warm and dry, cold and humid, or cold and dry. My sinuses are very confused and angry, so they are taking it out on my poor head.

Thank you.

P.S. Just as a thought, since it is near the holidays and everything, if you could settle on the cold and dry that would be wonderful. I'm not asking for snow or anything, just "winter-ish" type weather.