On this Valentine's Day (as I have previously explained to Erin, the girl who is going to jail for missing jury duty) I have decided to hate everyone that has someone. Yes, that means you. I hate you. I am doing my best bitter girl right now, damn being politically correct and a modern single woman. Suck it, enlightened people. You probably have dates.

In other news, this made me laugh. Read it, then go off and be happy with whomever you want. I am going to drink margaritas and make fun of sappy people.